Obsoletely Fabulous

You know, I was God once. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Large bet on myself in round one.

Bender Gets Made

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Ummm…to eBay? Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

• Really?!
• With gusto.

War Is the H-Word

Now what? Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! I'll get my kit! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

A Big Piece of Garbage

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Throw her in the brig. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

1. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
2. One hundred dollars.
3. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
4. You know, I was God once.

The Route of All Evil

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. I'm Santa Claus! Daylight and everything. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

The Sting

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Belligerent and numerous.

Yes! In your face, Gandhi! What kind of a father would I be if I said no? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! With gusto. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. A sexy mistake.

Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Can I use the gun? So, how 'bout them Knicks?

Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Daylight and everything. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?

Hello Morbo, how's the family? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Now what? You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

You lived before you met me?! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? File not found. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Hey, whatcha watching? When will that be? I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Really?! It must be wonderful. And I'm his friend Jesus. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?

Oh yeah, good luck with that. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Can I use the gun? One hundred dollars. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Your best is an idiot! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Fatal. Who am I making this out to? Pansy. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.

Why yes! Thanks for noticing. One hundred dollars. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.