New Earth

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

The Empty Child

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

• Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
• *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
• It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'!

Partners in Crime

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

The Next Doctor

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

1. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
2. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
3. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Rise of the Cybermen

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

The Beast Below

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You hit me with a cricket bat.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You've swallowed a planet!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You've swallowed a planet! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

You've swallowed a planet! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

You've swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You hit me with a cricket bat. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Saving the world with meals on wheels.

You've swallowed a planet! I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! You hit me with a cricket bat.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Saving the world with meals on wheels. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. You hit me with a cricket bat. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?