Dex, Lies, and Videotape

Hello, Dexter Morgan. I like seafood. Keep your mind limber. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

Dex Takes a Holiday

I like seafood. He taught me a code. To survive. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

• He taught me a code. To survive.
• Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.
• Keep your mind limber.
• I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Morning Comes

I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm really more an apartment person. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can do that. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

Crocodile

I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. I like seafood. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

1. Watching ice melt. This is fun.
2. I like seafood.
3. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

Seeing Red

I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. God created pudding, and then he rested. Watching ice melt. This is fun. You're a killer. I catch killers.

Morning Comes

I'm really more an apartment person. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

Like a sloth. I can do that. This man is a knight in shining armor. I have a dark side, too. You're a killer. I catch killers. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm partial to air conditioning. Keep your mind limber. Makes me a … scientist.

Only you could make those words cute. He taught me a code. To survive. I'm partial to air conditioning. Cops, another community I'm not part of. He taught me a code. To survive.

I have a dark side, too. You're a killer. I catch killers. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before.

I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. You look…perfect.

I like seafood. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I like seafood. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Makes me a … scientist. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I am not a killer. Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm generally confused most of the time.

I have a dark side, too. This man is a knight in shining armor. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. You're a killer. I catch killers.

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment.

This man is a knight in shining armor. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I am not a killer.

I'm really more an apartment person. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. God created pudding, and then he rested. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm generally confused most of the time.

I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I'm generally confused most of the time. You look…perfect. Tell him time is of the essence. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

Keep your mind limber. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Cops, another community I'm not part of. He taught me a code. To survive. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.

I'm partial to air conditioning. I'm generally confused most of the time. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. Makes me a … scientist. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.